gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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