there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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