Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
