I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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