There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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