At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Drunk is not a location!
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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