just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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