The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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