idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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