Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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