never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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