billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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