Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize
