so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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