if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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