I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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