He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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