We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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