You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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