That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
No more Irish car bombs ever.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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