she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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