why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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