Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
