the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
