i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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