Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
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