went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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