come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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