Me. At least after what I've been through.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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