The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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