whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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