Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
please come you make the beer taste better
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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