I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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