Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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