Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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