This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Randomize
