brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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