I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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