i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
