Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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