I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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