Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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