Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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