How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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