i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I am naked and annoyed.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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