Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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