Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
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