I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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