Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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