i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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