do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I have so many feelings about this burrito
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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