break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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